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Cycling to the Sahara

Spring 2012: 1,279 miles by bike from London to the Sahara, through France and post-revolution Tunisia.

28 parts, 2012, in order.

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  1. Part 1

    Cycling to the Sahara

    It is 1,279 miles from my house in London to the Saharan desert. I know what you’re thinking – not far, eh?

  2. Part 2

    Cycling to the Sahara: London (ish) to Paris (ish)

    No I haven’t got a drinking problem (ish), it’s just that I’m lazy and couldn’t be bothered to cycle all the way through London.

  3. Part 3

    (Not) Cycling to the Sahara: Paris

    I never meant to go to Paris. I never really meant to stay in any one place for more than a day or two and I certainly never meant to do a lot of walking.

  4. Part 4

    (Not) Cycling to the Sahara: Hamburg

    I wasn’t supposed to be here, really. Not until the Sunday before I left England. I then wasn’t supposed to be here so early. Not until I had dallied in Paris…

  5. Part 5

    (Not) Cycling to the Sahara: Trains

    Over the past few days, the universe has been telling me loud and clear: “You should be on a bicycle, not on a train.”

  6. Part 6

    (Not) Cycling to the Sahara: Marseille

    Marseille has been voted European Capital of Culture for 2013. Something to be proud of perhaps, but there are so many building works, road works, sewage works…

  7. Part 7

    (Not) Cycling to the Sahara: Boats

    Getting hit over the head by a palm tree is new for me on this trip. But one thing isn’t: public transport delays. You read my earlier piece about trains ,…

  8. Part 8

    (Not) Cycling to the Sahara: Marseille 2

    The town of Marseille is dishonest. That’s how it seems to me. And I don’t mean that as you might think. I don’t mean it because a friend of mine got…

  9. Part 9

    (Finally) Cycling to the Sahara!

    I have a few early observations about cycling in Tunisia, which I shall set down here as amusement for those wise enough never to do such a thing and as…

  10. Part 10

    Cycling to the Sahara: Beards and the Shabaab

    For the sake of my future security on this trip I think I need to grow a big manly beard. You know, the kind that big manly adventurers are wont to port.

  11. Part 11

    Cycling to the Sahara: Two Coffee Cups

    I arrived in Hammamet exactly the way I expect to arrive in every single town that I come to: sweaty, tired and slightly bewildered.

  12. Part 12

    Cycling to the Sahara: Farmyard Animals

    Yesterday was supposed to be a short day. Starting early from Sousse, I should have arrived at my destination by about lunchtime with plenty of time to mosey…

  13. Part 13

    Cycling to the Sahara: The Vanishings of Kasr el-Jem

    Was it an elaborate hoax, devised to ensnare gulled travellers? Or could it be a mirage in the minds of weary-sickened tourists? And yet The Internet insists…

  14. Part 14

    Cycling to the Sahara: On Killer Guard Dogs and Courage

    For those of you following closely my twitter feed ( ahem ), you will know that yesterday I took an unmarked country track from el-Jem to Sfax. This was a…

  15. Part 15

    Cycling to the Sahara: Matmata Motobylette Man

    Story goes: I cycled to Matmata, a small town dug into the ground on the way to the Sahara. In the seventies, George Lucas sprinkled tourist-gold over the town…

  16. Part 16

    Cycling to the Sahara: To MP3 or not to MP3?

    Long-distance cycling will always, at some point, become an arduous task. Whether it’s Tunisia’s flat expanses of eye-watering desert or the hard shoulder of…

  17. Part 17

    Cycling to the Sahara: The Road to Ksar Ghilane

    Matmata: another man with a 4×4 offers me a desert Safari. ‘No, thanks,’ I reply. ‘I’m cycling to Ksar Ghilane on my bicycle tomorrow.’ ‘Oh,’ he says. ‘You…

  18. Part 18

    Cycling to the Sahara: Ksar Ghilane (Moany)

    This should be some sort of triumphant Saharan-arrival post, but I forgot to take a photograph of me and my bicycle in the sand, so you’ll just have to wait a…

  19. Part 19

    Cycling to the Sahara: Ksar Ghilane (Happy)

    So without further ado, and before you all start thinking that I’m having a miserable time worrying about the hideous environmental impact of tourism, here is…

  20. Part 20

    Cycling and the Sahara: Ksar Hallouf

    Things I’ve learnt today: a prostitute in Medenine costs approximately 78 dinar per hour (about £33). That’s 13 dinar for ten minutes, which is apparently all…

  21. Part 21

    Cycling to the Sahara: Dinosaurs in the Rain

    If you’re ever cycling from Ksar Hallouf to Tataouine, look out for dinosaurs. They can really nip your ankles.

  22. Part 22

    Cycling to the Sahara: Freewheelin’ Jerba to Tozeur

    This is going to be one of those fun round-up posts that you all love. Mainly because I’ve got horribly behind on posting. You all think I’m in Jerba still…

  23. Part 23

    Cycling to the Sahara: On Speed*

    After flying cross country – Jerba to Tozeur, three days, 15mph average – I was starting to think that I’d earned that kind of speed. My feet were spinning…

  24. Part 24

    Cycling to the Sahara: Cemeteries of Civilisation

    A grave is sacrosanct. A graveyard, hundreds of individual lives marked by their death, even more so. But most sacred of all are the ruins of an ancient city.…

  25. Part 25

    Cycling to the Sahara: Tunisia after the revolution

    The louage driver slaps my hand and gives me a toothy smile. “Ahh, 2011!” he says, then gives me directions to the giant hand-cart.

  26. Part 26

    Tunis: Police Attack Peaceful Martyrs March

    I was walking around the central market in Tunis this morning, when I passed by a peaceful march. They carried banners proclaiming: “Never forget why they died…

  27. Part 27

    Tunis Martyrs’ Day Violence: Why and What Next?

    Last Monday, I followed a protest in Tunis that was violently dispersed by police, using tear-gas and baton-beatings.

  28. Part 28

    Refuelling: The Food of Tunisia

    Tunisia is a wonderful country to cycle around, but it’s an even better place to eat around. One of the beauties of long-distance cycle touring is the capacity…